It looks like Napoleon Dynamite’s Happy Hands Club has a new member…
Napoleon Dynamite: “Hey, is that a new kid or something?”
…Michigan Quarterback Ryan Mallett.
Mallett: “You ever come across anything… like time travel?”
For next week, I suggest University of Michigan Head Coach Lloyd Carr start Uncle Rico. According the Mel Kiper, Jr., Rico has a lot of upside. Strong arm. Accurate. Eligibility. Looking back on his high school career, if his high school coach would have started Rico, they would have won the state championship. No doubt.
Uncle Rico: “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”
Poll voters, vote for Oregon, (or Dennis) and all your wildest dreams will come true.
Çheck out some flippin’ sweet shirts.
(Disclaimer: I have to give full credit for this to my wife, AJ. She’s a big fan of the Happy Hands Club, and is always looking for references to it.)