Signs. Signs. Everywhere signs. And One Click Sports News was there at 5:30am Saturday morning for GameDay with our sign. Unfortunately, we did not fair as well as some of the following signs in terms of visibility or creativity.
“FECal HAPPENS”. Yes. Yes, it does.
“LONGSHORE LOVES ZIMA”. What could be worse? Appletinis?
“LONGSHORE’S CELL (661)313-XXXX”. And yes, this is his cell phone number.
I doubt it will be for much longer.
“LOU HOLTZ 4 PRETHADENT”. You just kind have to say it out loud.
“GAMEDAY’S NEVER HEARD OF CORVALLIS”. What is this “Corvallis” you speak of?
“SHOW ME YOUR O FACE”. ‘Office Space’ was on again today. There went another two hours I’m never going to get back. We really need to print up these T-Shirts.
I love this sign. 0 shame. 1 big grin. 2 big thumbs up. There were quite a few of these “Heads-on-a-Stick” signs. I was standing next to a guy with his HOAS and it looked just like Private Pyle.
“O.J. STOLE MY OTHER SIGN”. I’m pretty sure this was the sequel sign to the “O.J.STOLE MY TICKETS” sign. A two-part sign series is pretty heady stuff.
“AND THE 2006 CHAMPS ARE ??? CAL ???”. This represented another trend in the signs present at GameDay: the wrong date signs. There was another sign suggesting that Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Stewart should be candidates for the ’08 Heisman. Even though you win the Rose Bowl the following year, you win the Heisman in the same year you played. And neither are going to be around next year.
Here are a couple other signs:
“LEE IS MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.”
“OUR HIPPES SMELL BETTER THAN YOUR HIPPIES.”
“OUR HIPPIES CAN BEAT UP YOUR HIPPIES.”
“NEAL EVERETT LIVED HERE.”
There was another “sign” there: the WSU flag. Will someone, please, stop the madness and grab that flag and stick it up the WSU of whoever is waving it around? It has to stop. Coug that flag. Now.
What about our sign? It was there. But it’s not what you think it might have been. There was a strategy behind it, but that’s another story.
Not the best location. You don’t want to be in the wide shot. You want to be in the two-shot of Corso and Herbstreit or their single-shots.
That was our sign. Corso-Duck.com? That’s a story for another time.
Keep on checking DuckSportsNews.com for signs in the news as to how the team might respond to the loss to Cal and prepare for Washington State.